#red's meatpie recipe.

[Redpaw ◂]

#i will keep making that reference until somebody gets it

everyone's making intros so i'm gonna make one too because i feel the overwhelming need to #PeerPressure

hELLO
my name is red (yes people call me that irl too jk but silvs did. i mostly shouted "HEY USELESS SUPERHERO" back instead) i mostly go by phia so if you see any phias flying about on random RPGs, it's probably me. i am also not the Red! from JOY. n OPE. different reds.

goddamnit i missed the moment red became such a common name to go by.

TOTALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT ME.

• i have a dog named after the supernatural star misha collins.
  
• except she's female
  
• she was in GISHWHES
• mine and silvs' insanity does in fact go as far as participating in GISHWHES last year
• word of advice doN'T DO IT jk u def should we raise money and help people & save/take over the world. depends on the occasion.
  

so ?? i either type in all lowercase oR ALL CAPS THERE IS NO INBETWEEN. People Who Do This Make Me Very Uncomfortable. i also use a lot of #yolo #and #other #unnecessary #hashtags. unless it's an IC post. in which case i will capitalize and respect common grammar rules because idk. an invisible force is making me do it. I'M HELD AGAINST MY WILL CALL THE POLICE! #if you know where that's from then we're automatic best friends

my life revolves around tv shows that include supernatural, teen wolf, doctor who, house md, sherlock, once upon a time, faking it, the vampire diaries, the originals, nine lives of chloe king they should have made a second season cries, and i'm also a decent marvel fan.

i'm on youtube a lot making stupid videos about my otps. i'm also on tumblr reblogging spoilers.

oh wow i guess i should also do the actual me facts yea i'm 17 i failed algebra i'm in high school i don't do part time jobs because i can't deal with people and i live in greece the land where nobody freakin speaks english apart from myself (and a couple of other special snowflakes). that being said i have no friends who share my interests so i resorted to the magical wonders of internet friendship. i met Greypaw ☿ when she came to greece in october. a kid with a balloon attacked me and she literally just stood by and laughed at me. #NEVERFORGET.

needless to say silvs became better friends with Steve the Female Cat than she did with me but that's just details

also the one guy i've ever had a crush on talked to me once and it was to flirt with silvs. who proceeded to hiss at him. so now i have no hope in finding love ever i will probably go gay eventually.

my only aspiration in life is to go to a jus in bello supernatural con in italy. literally that is the only thing i want from life THERE IS NOTHING ELSE I JUST WANNA GO TO A JIB CON LAUGHS CHOKES DIES

i mostly play evil/manipulative characters since i'm an evil manipulative bitch myself but i do play a good guy on here and will probably make another very soon. i love doing everything plot-wise like seriously i don't even care i just wanna write crazy shit so hit up my plotter and let's make unforgettable cat tales together 8) <3